Tech Support by Kent Hoffman

My love/hate relationship with technology always manages to find "technology advisors" who continually use jargon to try to "help" neophyte users such as myself. 

I ran across this little gem of advice today. 

"While (jargon term)-ing a (jargon term), tap the (jargon term) to bring up the (jargon term) and the (jargon term). On the left hand side is a (jargon term). Make sure the (jargon term) is off.

DISCLAIMER! Although tempted, no keyboards were harmed in the typing of this post!


--Kent Hoffman

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