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Girls Gone Wild

Girls Gone Wild has a new website.  Only 99₵ (for a 3-day trial), the latenight infomercial screamed at me.  See the latest college co-eds getting down and dirty.  I couldn’t help but think that girls have gone stupid.  99₵ for their collective dignities!?!  These are self- proclaimed collegiates.  I wondered how any of them passed basic math, if any of them even bothered to do the math.  I did.  It came to some bizarre fractional proportion:  1/1000 of a penny (give or take) a girl.  That’s the pricetag they have allowed millions of hairy-palmed hounds to slap on their asses, or tits, or . . . I turned the channel in disgust.  For lack of any better options, I picked up my pen and wrote a letter to my congressman about the sad state of education in this country. --Amy Huffman