Sometimes A Bit Envious Of Softer Voices

 

                                                      I don't know, man.
                                                      The odds are twenty five thousand to one.
                                                      Helicopters above the house now.....
                                                      thuck, thuck, thuck, thuck, thuck, thuck...
                                                      You crazy fuck.
                                                      Stop talking so loud.
                                                      And you from the north,
                                                      not one of those southern drama queens.
                                                      Have to make a run for it.
                                                      Drop and roll.
                                                      I don't read the tabloids.
                                                      I am far too sophisticated.
 
 
                                                      --Colin James

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