Girls Gone Wild
Girls Gone Wild has a new website. Only 99₵ (for a 3-day trial), the latenight infomercial screamed at me. See the latest college co-eds getting down and dirty. I couldn’t help but think that girls have gone stupid. 99₵ for their collective dignities!?! These are self- proclaimed collegiates. I wondered how any of them passed basic math, if any of them even bothered to do the math. I did. It came to some bizarre fractional proportion: 1/1000 of a penny (give or take) a girl. That’s the pricetag they have allowed millions of hairy-palmed hounds to slap on their asses, or tits, or . . . I turned the channel in disgust. For lack of any better options, I picked up my pen and wrote a letter to my congressman about the sad state of education in this country. --Amy Huffman