They don't all bite. Some squeeze or swallow whole. Some spit. And it's a labyrinth, not a maze: go straight long enough and you're out. Not that I can leave. Women can look at me, but most are too petrified. So they stone me instead. When I'm lonely, I talk to the statues. We dress up and hold court. And masques. And trials. Sometimes, I pluck one out and sing while it dies, fixated, helpless, sanguine, cradled, alone. And to think, I was a good girl from a nice family before he raped me. Now I'm a war criminal. Or maybe heat-seeking missiles, holstered, armed, and ready to strike like ice picks to the eye, severing vital connections, fragmenting consciousness, and devolving the higher mind to its reptile origins are the real weapons of mass destruction. --David Schwab